Alf is the god of flashbacks. Whenever someone is in deep thought about their past he appears and puts them in what others call a "flashback trance". Being one of the older gods, his thoughts and actions are stuck in what is called "the Golden Age of the Gods" and he often speaks in the ancient tongues of that time- speaking strange words and phrases such as "like totally" and "radical dude".

Historians have yet to discover who Scott Baio is.